Thanks everyone for your lovely congratulations!

I’ll be working as an administrative assistant in a care home. It won’t be the most glamorous of jobs, but it’s a job nonetheless, and the lady who offered me the job is so friendly I think it’ll be a great place to work.

Obviously this is all still conditional, and they need to do a CRB check and contact my references, but I can safely say they won’t get any nasty surprises on that front :P